Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.
HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.
Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.
The Pied Piper of Hamelin 2014
Missing Tsukiyama so here’s my new alarm tone
Dear past self,
When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.
Ben (that’s you)
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
Touka and Kaneki would be those people who slowly realize they like each other, and when they do they firmly deny it to themselves and everyone else around them. However, after some encouragement from Yoriko, Touka starts to hint at her feelings to Kaneki, but he’s still oblivious as ever.
Touka just gets so frustrated and flustered by Kaneki’s obliviousness that she just makes the first move and kisses the heck out of him, then turns away quickly while trying to hide her completely red face.
stop romanticizing low self-esteem and codependent relationships 2k14
while this is important plz remember some people, like people with personality disorders, cannot help feeling the way they feel about relationships and that their discussion of it is not romanticizing but rather emoting their very real fears
i kept making new versions of this post so instead i’m just going to make one big master list to reblog each time i gain ~10 new followers or so.
for those of you who are new to my blog, i’m always trying to make sure that you guys are all comfortable, and i try to provide some helpful resources to go to if you should ever need them; a lot of them dealing with mental health.
that being said, if you want me to tag anything, i will tag it. **YOUR SAFETY&WELLBEING IS WORTH 20 EXTRA SECONDS OF MY TIME** and it will not bother me, i promise. you can message me on or off anon, it doesn’t matter.
here are some links for you to check out if you’d like:
- my already-established tags
- how to get rid of gifs on your dashboard
- tumblrsavior for firefox, chrome, & opera.
- xkit [has links for firefox, chrome, & opera on their site]
- the resources ♥ i mentioned earlier (& i’m always adding more)
if you looked through my tags and saw that i don’t tag something that makes you uncomfortable, come to my askbox and let me know and i will start tagging it right away!
for those of you who have seen this a lot and are annoyed and sick of it, i’m sorry. i’m going to tag this post as #sam explaining tags from now on i guess.
NOTE: similarly, if we are in a mutual follow, i really would appreciate it if you tagged #food and #irl gore.
thanks guys ♥♥♥♥♥
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OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”
the game has changed forever
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER
*watches an anime so i can reblog cute pics of it guilt free*
*slams fist on table* You think this anime is a fucking joke?
All these widows and orphans, but what do you call someone who lost a child? You’d think someone would have given that a name.
she is SIXTEEN
she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED
She is amazing person because she was almost killed and still continues to speak out and believe in herself and that what shes doing is right.
i love Malala so much.
she should be made into a saint
I second that
why u scream